| — | Lemony Snicket (via drowsybears) |
i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human…
this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
Courtney Love consoling Kurt’s fans after his suicide, April 8th 1994
i love you courtney
she is such a sweetheart but no one gives her the time of day to let her show that side of her.
Do you ever fear rejection so much, that you reject yourself for others before they can reject you?
ALL THE FREAKING TIME
that’s actually a personal policy of mine
Yup.
Also; note 35,500 exactly.






