May 2013
shakeweights:
if pigtails arent punk then i dont want to be punk
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every...”
– Lemony Snicket (via drowsybears)
falling-in-love-with-fandoms:
tardismyoldgirl:
i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human…
this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence
lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
Reblog if you would smoke a blunt with me
bleerios:
not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
mackblesa:
help, I’m listening to fall out boy
I don’t even like fall out boy
me too o_o
deadlyriptide:
minigeist:
untilmyheartstopsscreaming:
mishaswhore:
Do you ever fear rejection so much, that you reject yourself for others before they can reject you?
ALL THE FREAKING TIME
that’s actually a personal policy of mine
Yup.
Also; note 35,500 exactly.
drarna:
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
stoned-imperfections:
Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now and sometimes you meet someone who can make the sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite books over and over while you forget that dinners...
stuartsometimes:
when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies”
I get
so
fucking
mad
because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being
but I also know my ass looks great in this dress
11 years ago today, Tara Maclay died.
raspberryhats:
You’re welcome for the broken heart.
solarsaturation:
seahchel:
seahchel:
solarsaturation:
For $100 dollars, name a girl from Real Chance of Love
Risky.
I WANT MY 100
here you go
“In our society, living a happy life as a fat person is an act of rebellion....”
– Frances Lockie, from “Aren’t you worried about your health?” (via amyl-nitrate)
catgovernment:
remember that time marvel made an entire movie about tony talking about his feelings with bruce? yeah, me too
“But I’m talking about the Satan who drives you to do things that are bad that...”
– John Darnielle w/r/t In Memory of Satan (via vizwrtsic)
vincereauimori:
mrsmelchiorgabor:
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
solarsaturation:
jennwah:
solaravadamkii:
if you get an iced tea at mcdonalds it”s bigger yet cheaper than a large soda
all you have to do is put soda in it
it’s not like they’re gonna stop you
they already knew you were about that life once you gazed at the dollar menu
poor nigga conservation.
All drinks are the same price at McDonalds. Every size, every kind, excluding cafe...
This is like the first time since I started dating that my relationship didn’t fall apart in the first few days of may. so like yay.
