August 2011
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dub-dub:
oh god
in middle school I did like boys like you
I SHARE YOUR PAIN
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Everyone on tumblr has a Mac, a Nikon/Canon,...
freemanstyle:
medical-dictator-gordan-freeman:
ichigeki-hissatsu:
michaelpotter:
I ain’t even mad.
make that vista desktop, with logitech webcam that’s glitching so hard, AND AMAZING GAMING/BAND CLOTHES!
make that a 900 dollar laptop and we’re good 8|
pft, 200 bucks and my Pajama’s are bad ass.
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I tell stories that point out that even in the lowest trench, something’s funny....
– John Darnielle [x] (via effyeahthemountaingoats)
colaptesauratus asked: I like your dog. She (?) kind of looks like an albino wookie.
hey stephanie or shauna can you just stop?
spacecatz:
i mean i aint no skinny bitch
but if you be eating cheetos and count walking to your mailbox as working out you need to stop
just
stop
why are you worried about what other people are doing with their lives?
Anonymous asked: Why is your dog hideous?
Anonymous asked: ye, your dog is ugly.
Anonymous asked: why have you got such an ugly dog?
Honesty Hour. No questions are deleted. Nothing is...
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spacecatz:
god i just
i can’t
i can’t deal with fat people
playgroundeyes:
Dear Adorable Mat,
Have you ever stared blankly at your computer screen for hours (or at least minutes which, in this cruel world, feel like hours upon hours upon hours…) trying to remember the original purpose you had when you first sat down in front of it - only to remember hours or even days later what that purpose was?
Love, Michael - NJ (ps… boo)
No. But re-reading...
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playgroundeyes:
oh my god jordan u have a problem
but now I smoke because being high is awesome, not because I hate my self
July 2011
playgroundeyes:
who has two thumbs and no heart???
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I have to shower now
thecultofcraze:
whatserekim:
playgroundeyes:
you can’t out-sass the sassmaster, jordan
no I have a soul and can’t out sass some one with a dead sister
I don’t have a soul, or a conscience, but this isn’t my argument lol.
This isn’t even an argument, this is how we have conversations xD
playgroundeyes:
whatserekim:
playgroundeyes:
you can’t out-sass the sassmaster, jordan
no I have a soul and can’t out sass some one with a dead sister
god where’s andie she would make a joke about how our brothers are making out in hell and then she would talk about her babies in the dumpster.
andie will out sass us all
twitchylittlenoses asked: i like catcher in the rye
playgroundeyes:
you can’t out-sass the sassmaster, jordan
no I have a soul and can’t out sass some one with a dead sister
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(500) Days of Summer
quicksummary:
Throughout the movie, we are led to believe that Summer is a total bitch, but in reality, Tom is just incredibly whiny.
themaster:
This is getting far too bitchy for me.
Stephanie won, I can’t beat a dead sister.
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playgroundeyes:
whatserekim:
playgroundeyes:
jordan you know what else died in your arms??? my sanity
Then I laid there with his body as it went cold until my mom dragged me away and my grandmother had to force my out of the house.
hey sounds like the same thing i did with my sister
playgroundeyes:
jordan you know what else died in your arms??? my sanity
Then I laid there with his body as it went cold until my mom dragged me away and my grandmother had to force my out of the house.
people just hate The Catcher In The Rye because...
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thecultofcraze:
whatserekim:
notice how steph stopped sassing me after i posted photos of my dead dog?
Jordan won by using emotional manipulation. How very Slytherin of you.
The Goddess Approves.
I lost, she started up again.
playgroundeyes:
jordan i dont give a shit about your dead dog don’t think i’ll stop sassing you just because of those pix
the sass doesn’t stop it goes ALL NIGHT LONG
DIED IN MY ARMS
playgroundeyes:
i have my own cult too its called the cult of fuck jordan she’s a red head bitch
I have my own cult called stephanie is a sad ugly texan who’s just mad my dog can out sass her.
themaster:
whatserekim:
thecultofcraze:
whatserekim:
themaster:
playgroundeyes:
so far we have ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly on the fence cute, cute
Add in an ugly from my brother.
hate.you.all
But I say adorable an awesome, and as we all know, my opinion is worth more than anyone’s. Because I have my own cult.
it’s true steph, she has her own cult. cult leader are worth like 10...
notice how steph stopped sassing me after i posted photos of my dead dog?
thecultofcraze:
whatserekim:
themaster:
playgroundeyes:
so far we have ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly on the fence cute, cute
Add in an ugly from my brother.
hate.you.all
But I say adorable an awesome, and as we all know, my opinion is worth more than anyone’s. Because I have my own cult.
it’s true steph, she has her own cult. cult leader are worth like 10 votes.
themaster:
playgroundeyes:
so far we have ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly on the fence cute, cute
Add in an ugly from my brother.
hate.you.all
THE WORLD IS UGLY, BUT SO IS ANYA
SHAUNA AND STEPHANIE YOU DO NOT GET A VOTE
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THE NETWORK IS BETTER THAN GREEN DAY
refinerysun:
Anonymously tell me your crushes name.
playgroundeyes:
whatserekim:
playgroundeyes:
ummmm jordan just called me fuckin ugly
no that was from anya
SUCH A FUGLY DOG
anya sad