July 2012
knowledgeiscake:
thescarletnoodle:
alyreality:
captaincrieff:
friendly reminder that doctor who returns in one month
for once a friendly reminder that is actually friendly!
the ponds are leaving
dreamongood:
when you have a pen that flows on paper so beautifully
brief summary of doctor who: what
brief summary of supernatural: why
brief summary of sherlock: how
brief summary of avengers: yes
brief summary of glee: bullshit
“You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk...”
– Amelia Pond (Doctor Who)
500daysoffuckyou:
EXCUSE ME BUT IT’S 2012 AND THERE’S STILL NOT AN OPTION TO HIGHLIGHT TEXT THAT’S IN ALL CAPS AND CHANGE IT TO LOWERCASE OR VICE VERSA AND IM SORRY BUT THAT’S BULLSHIT
You know when people say “you always regret the things you didn’t do”?
Yeah fuck that
3 tags
Watching some shit about Mothman
this woman
“He said don’t look, so I turned to see it”
obviously
1 tag
pyr-0h:
tenaflyviper:
laundrylaudanum:
...
keyboardsexual:
when i was driving yesterday i saw a banana peel in the road and automatically swerved to avoid it
fucking mario kart
1 tag
teenporno:
i dont understand why my mom has such a problem with my internet addiction
it was either this or drugs
shorterfuse:
fapolicious:
why does the 2012 london olympics logo look like lisa simpson giving bart a blowjob
NO WHY DID YOU POINT THIS OUT I CANT
feelingtwofootsmall:
listening to the mountain goats for the first time
feelingtwofootsmall:
listening to the mountain goats for the first time
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, what is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
whatserekim:
And like what if next time some one says they love me they mean it? Like the next day they still love me? And the month after that? And I treat them like shit because “WHAT IS THIS? A HUMAN WHO IS NICE TO ME? ITS A TRICK!”
You know when you find posts from a year ago and just go
“Yes this is actually exactly what happened. Good looking out then forgetting...
everyflight-beginswith-afall:
weaponizedwit:
cutintostars:
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
#tony stark does not...
pichiru:
christinaposabule:
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
what the fuck is that supposed to mean
ifwemetupatmidnight:
every time I find a youtube video with comments disabled I wonder what kind of shit went down
HEY I'M GONNA MAKE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS
pyr-0h:
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON
I HOPE YOU’RE OKAY WITH GIVING ME YOU ADDRESS
YOU’LL GET THEM EVENTUALLY I PROMISE
MY RIGHT ASS CHEEK IS TWITCHING
KAY LET’S GO
I want oneee
Watchrightchilde:
my family’s official feelings on oh love.
omg your family
your moms accent
omg
