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kylathegreat:

Unless you count watching a fuckton of Futurama with your cats an accomplishment ?

kylathegreat:

Unless you count watching a fuckton of Futurama with your cats an accomplishment ?

wobertdeniro:

well I cant believe nobody has ever done this, so i saved everyone the hassle and just did it myself.

Other people see it too!

wobertdeniro:

well I cant believe nobody has ever done this, so i saved everyone the hassle and just did it myself.

Other people see it too!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Matt Groening (via bluthsoriginalfrozenbananastand)
100nibblonians:

It’s Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all Rush mix tape. Let’s rock!

100nibblonians:

It’s Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all Rush mix tape. Let’s rock!

eatenbytheplague:

(via 9GAG - Just for Fun!)